Anywayz, school is the ultimate life waster.
stolen survey numero uno

Would or Have You Ever?

• Liked your voice?: i wish it were more masculine
  
• Hurt yourself?: i fell down the stairs once and hit my head
  
• Been out of the country?: taiwan is the place to be; mexico, on the other hand, is not
  
• Eaten something that made other people sick?: poop. no not really
  
• Been in love?: i love lamp
  
• Done drugs?: hardcore drugs- tylenol, advil, etc.
  
• Gone skinny dipping?: im skinny and i dip occasionally
  
• Had a medical emergency?: diarrhea? never broken a bone in my life
  
• Had surgery?: in my mouth, had to drink soup for 2 weeks
  
• Ran away from home?: y would i run away from the best place in the world?
  
• Played strip poker?: poker with a stripper? i wish
  
• Gotten beaten up?: nope im indestructible
  
• Beaten someone up?:  ill beat u up if u dont comment nicely
  
• Been picked on?: i got picked on a football team in PE one time
  
• Been on stage?: elementary school plays
• Slept outdoors?: camping in the wilderness
  
• Thought about suicide?: thought about it, too much planning required
  
• Pulled an all nighter?: yessum
  
• If yes, what is your record?: 35 hrs or so
  
• Gone one day without food?: is that sum kind of sick joke?
  
• Talked on the phone all night?: yea, phone sex hotline
  
• Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: nah i dont like girls
  
• Slept all day?: many times
  
• Killed someone?: wouldnt i be in jail then?
  
• Made out with a stranger?: is my pillow a stranger? jk im not sick
  
• Had sex with a stranger?: is my pillow a stranger? jk im not a pervert
  
• Thought you're going crazy?: these questions drive me crazy
• Kissed the same sex?: hopefully one day
• Done anything sexual with the same sex?: never do such a thing w/o parents permission
• Been betrayed?: yes indeedy
• Had a dream that came true?: one time i dreamt that i went to sleep
  
• Broken the law?: i broke dwo law down in basketball once
  
• Met a famous person?: myself, Steve Lee, attorney at law
• Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: ran over an elephant accidently
  
• On purpose?: hunted a lion w/ my bare hands
  
• Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: i never swear
• Stolen anything?: i stole amjads soccer cap
• Been on radio/tv?: i think i was in the background of sum news program one time
  
• Been in a mosh-pit?: no sir, i detest violence
• Had a nervous breakdown?: rite about.... now
  
• Bungee jumped?: im too heavy
• Had a dream that kept coming back?: this naked guy keeps appearing in my dreams, maybe its a message